A drunken driver was having sex when he lost control of his car Monday night and crashed the vehicle, ejecting his naked female companion onto a New Mexico roadway, police report.This is why it is necessary to differentiate between the sexually dominant and the socially dominant. Getting a 21 year-old woman to have sex with you while you are driving is pretty dominant. Trying to hide in a cactus and refusing to keep your pants on, not so much.
According to cops, Luis Briones, 25, ran a red light and slammed his Ford Explorer into another car on an Albuquerque street. The impact of the collision forced Natasha Carroll, 21, from Briones�s SUV. With a bloodied Carroll lying in the road, Briones got back into his vehicle and attempted to flee the accident scene, witnesses told Albuquerque Police Department officers. After one witness confiscated his keys, Briones �then jumped into a bush, landing and attempting to hide in a cactus.�
Carroll suffered facial lacerations in the crash and was transported to an area hospital, where she was reported to be in stable condition. The plastered Briones, cops reported, reeked of booze and was extremely belligerent post-arrest. He allegedly spit on officers, threatened them, and �refused to keep his pants on.�
All that story needs to make it perfect, in my opinion, is to learn that it was a first date....
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